The Perfect “Xaasid” Girl
Well I think this post was going to happen sooner or later. I mean, with the amount emails I have been receiving regarding the subject of “perfection” and how to attain it, I have generously decided to give you a short story.
This post was specifically designed for the female readers of this site.
What girl or woman can possibly be the right candidate for the man who calls himself “Be Gone” on his own site? What female can in any way satisfy such a complex man like me, a man who is clearly greater than everyone else, a man whose opinion is always right?
There is only one type of girl that could do the above and thats what I like to call the “Xaasid” Girl. Now don’t get me wrong, the xaasid girl is not a copy of me in the female form, no, because that would be impossible, I am uniquely gifted with abilities that you could only hope to have, so a female version of me? Hah! You gotta to be dreaming, actually even dreaming could not produce such a thought, so you must be high on drugs- possibly weed.
The “Xaasid” type of girl has a wide range of friends, holy and unholy (practising and non practising), has a laugh now and then. Some aspects of her thinking are a bit more modern and not of the typical traditional mode. She looks after her outward look, and looks cool. She’s pretty much in touch with her feminine side. She is well spoken and does not generally come across as arrogant. She may be Opinionated, but is emotionally stable and has some things fairly sussed out. Outgoing at times, although at a limit. Might spot a women’s magazine in her bedroom. (Just might) Or Reader’s Digest or something.
…Does it sound like you so far?…
The perfect girl obviously must have a huge crush on me. She thinks everything I do is right even though it looks wrong- She has an eye for noticing that all my “doings” are for “The Greater Good”. This means whenever I call someone a retard (i.e you the reader), she knows I am really looking out for you and just trying to make you understand that the way you currently are as a human being (or alien) is unacceptable- a change is required.
The orignal Xaasid is not looking for a FAT girl nor a skinny one. I am looking for the perfect blend, a mixture of the two to create the perfect body type ever. Maybe even close to mine which is the definition of perfection. The Xaasid also wants a stunning girl, light skinned and extremely beautiful. She must be able to walk down a park or street and have all the men staring at her.
Features The Original Xaasid Is NOT Looking For:
A idea of the “crazy woman” can be found by clicking here!
Features I, “The Original” Xaasid is looking For:
This does not mean I want a white girl, I want a light brown skinned girl. The list really goes on but I want to conclude this long post by saying, if you fit the above, send me an email (<-- Click)
If I never find the perfect xaasid girl, I would always be satisfied with this one –
Click Here
– It even comes with a controller- No Long Ting.
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August 15th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Quiet funny i must admit
Don’t get big heded
If that is possible
August 15th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I am the greatest and you acknowledged this very true fact by visit xaasid.com and leaving a comment like some common sheep.
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October 23rd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
this is the funniest article so far keep it up xxxx
and you are so sexist it unbelievable not mentioning big headed but i give u my respect …. book feen =p