Stop Being That “Guy” Friend Dammit!
Warning, this post is a “going back to roots” article meaning I will be straight to the point like how I usually am on this blog.
You know, theres nothing more annoying than seeing guys talking to girls for complete fun and nothing more. I am specifically referring to those things I like to call “guy friends” or “CLOSE Guy Friends”. I mean damn, did God really create females and males to just be friends? I am pretty much sure you are meant to attract the opposite sex for…well… sex!
…The “Close” Guy Friend….
So you have a few friends that are female and you find yourself in a daily conversation to them. They tell you their problems with their lives including their boyfriend being a jerk and bla bla fucking bla. Theres probably one that you like but you think or know she just sees you as a friend. MAN GROW A SET OF BALLS. FFS (For Fucks Sake).*
*You dont know how much it annoys me when I see these type of men who just waste all their time and effort just hoping the woman will one day change her mind and say “Hey, you know what, fuck the rest, I love you “CLOSE GUY FRIEND”. *
When you first meet a woman, especially an attractive one, odds are you put on a “good face.” You act polite and friendly. You listen to what they’re saying. This is stupid, silly, dumb and as fucked up as it can possibly get.
You want to know why?
Because you mistakenly believe that this is the way to “get them” to like you, to be attracted to you. So you don’t do anything that might “rock the boat.” You’re on your best behavior. And you get what you want. They like you.
Sure they like you, but your behavior riggers in them the reaction, “He’s a nice guy,” rather than “He’s a guy I’m attracted to.”
You see, the problem is, they only like you as a FRIEND. A CLOSE GUY FRIEND.**
** Maaan, you might as well be gay and wear leather suits. Your never going to get some…with a female that is.**
I know most men have been taught that if we act like a “gentleman,” and treat women with “respect,” that will make them like us. But in reality, nothing could be farther from the truth. Because if you act like a friend, you’ll be seen as a friend.
If you act like a potential date, you force the woman you’re with to make a decision: Does she see you as a potential date, or not?
…Simple Solution Anyone?…
The Xaasid has a simple solution to almost everything in this world. For this sort of a predicament I would heed the following warning:
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER interact with a woman who you are attracted to without letting her know, directly or indirectly, that you see her as a woman, not just as some friend.
Often, even the VERY FIRST WORDS I tell a woman I’ve just met suggests I notice her as a woman, rather than as just some friend. And because of this, it has been YEARS since I’ve found myself in a situation where I was “just friends” with a woman I was attracted to. The only type of women one should be friends with are either fellow family members or butt ugly women..in which case its ok!
If having read this and you are still having problems i.e more FEMALE friends seeing you as a CLOSE GUY FRIEND then you need to jump off the nearest 5 floor building and commit suicide. ***
***1- The Xaasid takes no responsibility for the action of people who jumped over a 5 floor building should this occur anywhere in the world.
***2- The Xaasid is not and does not promote suicide even though its value of ridding the weak and retarded is amazing.
***3- The Xaasid and his associates wish to inform you and the public that anything read in this particular article or blog may not be used as form of worship or taken as law. We do not condone suicide nor recommend it as any form of punishment for any criminal wrong doings.
With that legal jumbo out the way I can finally say PEACE!
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September 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am
Definitely makes sense….
same case applies to women…. i know some girls who see a guy as a CLOSE FRIEND… and yet they complain that the guy is not even making his first move…….. FFS, just stop seeing him as a CLOSE FRIEND and see him as a MAN….. then u will see the first move…..
looolll
btw, it is well written….. good work dude….
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
Hahahah great post – GUYS, be pimps!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Grevin…. permission to disagree…..
GUYS… don’t be a pimp……. be a man….
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I think guys should just grow a set. xD
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
That is a whole lot of bullshit man…..on a serious note the best relationships start of as friends.
The guy that needs to grow set is the one who cant see anything else past a so called relationship,when you are friends with someone you see the whole person if you just jumb the bloody gun and say I like you,I find you attractive do you really think anyone is gonna show you jack shit hell bloody no.
So Xaasaid i disagree with ur post and the bigger man is the man that can stay friends and you never know something amazing will come out of that friendship.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:16 am
@ Africandoll
I think you should read the post few times again and the rewrite your comment. Im not telling guys to be horny and say I love you off the bat but being some womans guy friend or GAY guy friend is just a big no no in the world of the XAASID.
Now…let me get that cup of tea I been waiting for..*shouts at maid*
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:53 pm
great post as usual!