10 Things Which the Xaasid Hates
Its time to get to know me better so you all can become far more superior human beings …maybe like me….maybe, just maybe.
I am about to list 10 things which I hate. It could be simple things or advanced things but if you don’t like the following 10 things (like me) then your already far more advanced than the typical noobs which roam the earth on a daily basis:
10) Customers. – I hate LOATHE them. They are NOT ALWAYS RIGHT!
For example; one of my friends works at Mcdonalds (Well used to) and deals with stupid customers who dont understand that meal deals always work out cheaper than buying shit separately. If you order a meal it discounts the sandwich and the fries but not the drink to make it cheaper. People do not understand this so instead of ordering a meal for $6 (together) they order it all separate so the total comes to about $10 dollars. When you try telling this they just get angry and report you to the manager.
Just because you order the drink separately does not mean you will get it at a cheaper price – people are so stupid sometimes.
9) Door-to-Door Salesmen. – I hate people who try to sell you their garbage at your door at the most inconvenient times. Like when you are breaking your fast and you get a stupid sales man for talktalk broadband or british gas. GRR soo annoying.
8 )Annoying Siblings – Especially the younger ones who crave so much damn attention. Its frustrating when you have a snobby little son of a bitch as a sister/brother who cant seem to get enough of being the center of attention. In my case this would go for my stupid niece … grrrr
7)Manchester United Football Club – GRR. I am a chelsea fan through and through. Theres no other club I hate as much as Man Utd. I cant stand Alex Ferguson and his 20+ baboons which he calls a squad. Uff 3aleyk.
6) People that adopt speech patterns, catch phrases, and their entire personalities from movies. – Its like when you try to say “Im Rick James Bitch” – it’s funny when Dave Chappelle says it, not you. When Jim Carrey’s “Ace Ventura” came out, every prick I know did their worst “allllrighty then” impression. You can still hear it echoed by smug school girls who try to compensate for their lack of personality and any semblance of wit by chanting this mantra so maybe you won’t notice that they’re lying whores. The worst is when some gabby bitch is the center of a party, and someone tells an awkward story, to which she’ll pause a beat, roll her eyes, then say “oooooookayyyyy!” Then she thinks it’s funny and she high fives all her snobby bitch friends who watch stupid shit like “Will & Grace”.
5) Women Drivers – I swear to god theres nothing worse sometimes than a woman driver. They are not able to reverse whatsoever. I think its because us men don’t have the patience to teach these wonderful creatures the art of driving. Just look at this picture:
4) Washing The Dishes. – If I have ever said I love cleaning anything then I have lied.
I can not absolutely get about to washing the dishes. I mean I love cooking food, and eating it but I hate manually washing all the dirty dishes. I can do my own dishes but 30 more? I dont think so! GRR. I usually just end up buying out one of my younger siblings to clear my daily load at outrageous prices. Who said money cant buy everything? 
….theres also the washing machines now a days 
3) Ex Boy/girl friends. – Why do they have to be sooooooooooo weird all the time? I mean the xaasid has had his fair share of girls. Some of which he might have gone the distance with and some which was for only pure “bashaal” but they all seem to haunt me in the end. You know whats even worse than getting your ex on your case? Having your new loves ex on your case. Like WTF dude. I dont even know you, leave me the F*** alone…or ill piss on u.
2)Mind games. – I cant stand it not even in the simplest form. I do not understand why people resort to mind games over simple things like testing one out or seeing their reaction. I’m telling you this right now, if you have something to say to me just do it. Stop beating about the bush with these stupid antics and straighten yourself out fool.
Usually its the females who play this act – and quite professionally too- but what they don’t seem to understand is, play this game for too long and you’ll loose whatever you had for good. And NO he is worth it even if he leaves because he didn’t leave you because he didn’t want you but because you made it look like YOU did not want him.
…then again its a known fact Man has will, but woman has her way.
1) Spoiled Kids. This is a funny one because you only ever get to experience a true spoiled brat when you own a shop – particularly a shop that sells sweets. One day some annoying brat came with his parents to my family shop as they are gathering their weekly supplies. After they pay at the counter (£125+) they try leaving but the brat was having none of it; “I WANTS SWEETIES” “I WANTS SWEETIES NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!” – I think you can imagine the rest. Just incase, I’ll give a hint – over £10 was spent on him alone.
The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking that they have it rough and that they can get away with dying their hair and listening to emo songs. That’s where you need to come in and put the law down.
My kids turning bratty? They would face the “Five across the eyes” -
This is a very basic maneuver and usually enough to cover most situations when your child is out of line. Simply put four fingers tightly together and either leave the thumb off to the side or fold it behind the other four fingers. Then smack your kid across the face with the back of your hand. Now this is the tricky part: make sure to snap your wrist just before contact otherwise you won’t get a stinging effect. Very important because you don’t want to risk letting your kid think you’re a pussy.
So there you have it, if you hate all those things then chances are you are on your way to being a superior human being…maybe like me, just maybe.
Stay tuned for my next post where I explain 10 things I love and adore.
Until then, Keep it realllllllll
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September 28th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I hate washing dishes 2!!!!
September 28th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Great Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!